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Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?

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    Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?

    Witty poll to follow.
    20
    I aspire to, but sadly no
    40.00%
    8
    I am pretty close
    5.00%
    1
    I am DimPrawn!
    25.00%
    5
    I am well ahead of him for I am :moon:guru
    0.00%
    0
    I am AndyWitty
    30.00%
    6

    #2
    Where's the "I'd need a pre-frontal lobotomy first" option?
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Where's the "I'd need a pre-frontal lobotomy first" option?
      I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

      Cheers!

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

        Cheers!
        Personality of the year surely!

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

          Cheers!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Gotta be honest, the kid makes me larf.

            On Tesco red wine "Every litre helps" was classic.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)

              Cheers!
              FTFY

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                #8
                > Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)



                He is a cheap thief!!! I bet 95% of his jokes were googled also

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  FTFY
                  My god Churchy!

                  You are as witty as DP
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Where is the thread for CUK poster of the year

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