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    On staycation now

    Owing to the loft incident I took the day off. I snuck a quick conference call in late this morning because I am professional enough to attend to the must haves, but now I am on staycation.

    So I shall have a cup of tea, build a snowman, then set up base camp in the dining room. Base camp on the way to the north pole with the kids. With a base camp made of dining room chairs and sheets the vast white wastelands of the arctic await our imaginations.

    With polar bears (dog) and penguins (cats) to litter our view should be exciting.

    Take your Nintendos and shove em. Imagination is far better. I shall report back from the north pole.

    To everyone else on staycation, I bid you au revoir.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    he ain't coming back

    the weather is terrible down there!

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      #3
      Don't forget the survival gear

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        #4
        One of those words that makes me want to stab peoples' eyes out with a rusty spork. Like "going forward" or "leveraging your resource advantage".

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          #5
          He may be gone sometime...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Owing to the loft incident I took the day off. I snuck a quick conference call in late this morning because I am professional enough to attend to the must haves, but now I am on staycation.

            So I shall have a cup of tea, build a snowman, then set up base camp in the dining room. Base camp on the way to the north pole with the kids. With a base camp made of dining room chairs and sheets the vast white wastelands of the arctic await our imaginations.

            With polar bears (dog) and penguins (cats) to litter our view should be exciting.

            Take your Nintendos and shove em. Imagination is far better. I shall report back from the north pole.

            To everyone else on staycation, I bid you au revoir.
            What a terrific dad you are. Can I come and play at your house? I could be Santa. Or a polar bear.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Fat Dave View Post
              What a terrific dad you are. Can I come and play at your house? I could be Santa. Or a polar bear.
              Wot! crawling around in all that dog and cat litter
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                ..and don't forget the emergency rations.

                Mars Bars go a long way in the middle of the Arctic wastes...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Wot! crawling around in all that bear and penguin litter
                  Honestly, he won't take you along next time...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Honestly, he won't take you along next time...
                    But I have an Ice Axe
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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