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#1

Who's your bestest friend?

19 December 2009, 08:36

Accidentally lock your girly/man/SO and dog in the garage.

Leave them for an hour or two.

Which one is happy to see you when you eventually open the door again?

Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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19 December 2009, 08:52

A mans best friend is his luger

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#3

19 December 2009, 08:56

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

A mans best friend is HMRC

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19 December 2009, 10:17

Was it the cat?

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19 December 2009, 11:04

Like most on CUK, mine is my right hand.

How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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19 December 2009, 11:27

Whoever helps you move bodies at 3 am on a wet and windy night on the moors.

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19 December 2009, 11:55

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19 December 2009, 11:59

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19 December 2009, 13:01

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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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