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DimPrawn
19th December 2009, 18:49
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6837200/UFO-pyramid-reported-over-Kremlin.html

:alien

Weird.

AtW
19th December 2009, 18:52
We are here.

Prepare your children for inoculations from "swine flu".

:grey

BolshieBastard
19th December 2009, 18:57
Its a Bracewell probe. Either that or a von Neumann probe. I get them mixed up!

Diver
19th December 2009, 19:27
Its a Bracewell probe. Either that or a von Neumann probe. I get them mixed up!

Either has got to be better than an anal probe :smokin

hyperD
19th December 2009, 21:13
"That's no moon. It's a space station"

You know, despite the abundance of all this sophisticated 21st century digital camera technology, anti-shake, auto-exposure, 6 MegaPixel, light enhancement technology etc etc etc .... maybe once, we'll get a nice clear picture of a UFO, with the rivets, anti-collision lights, markings, portholes, shimmering wave effect from the gravity amplifiers, sparking from the ionisation shield...

...and not some dodgy footage of some local chav throwing a tuliping dustbin in the air or releasing a flotilla of chinese lanterns and selling it to another bunch of tuliping retarded knuckledragging journalists that are more keen on making a scoop than checking facts.

The Truth Is Out There.

HairyArsedBloke
19th December 2009, 23:43
Either has got to be better than an anal probe :smokin

Nope.

Board Game Geek
20th December 2009, 08:29
"That's no moon. It's a space station"

You know, despite the abundance of all this sophisticated 21st century digital camera technology, anti-shake, auto-exposure, 6 MegaPixel, light enhancement technology etc etc etc .... maybe once, we'll get a nice clear picture of a UFO, with the rivets, anti-collision lights, markings, portholes, shimmering wave effect from the gravity amplifiers, sparking from the ionisation shield...

...and not some dodgy footage of some local chav throwing a tuliping dustbin in the air or releasing a flotilla of chinese lanterns and selling it to another bunch of tuliping retarded knuckledragging journalists that are more keen on making a scoop than checking facts.

The Truth Is Out There.


:yay:

A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles, taken pictures of by millions of Muscovites on their mobile phones, and at least one or two other decent, high quality shots from someone in Moscow who owns a decent camera ?

Which in that time doesn't have every local TV/News station running "Breaking News Live From Red Square" for what would be the scoop of the Century, and worth millions syndicated around the world.

Pah.

Couple of kids, Adobe After Effects, and their 15 mins of fame at a guess.

Diver
20th December 2009, 09:18
:yay:

A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles, taken pictures of by millions of Muscovites on their mobile phones, and at least one or two other decent, high quality shots from someone in Moscow who owns a decent camera ?

Which in that time doesn't have every local TV/News station running "Breaking News Live From Red Square" for what would be the scoop of the Century, and worth millions syndicated around the world.

Pah.

Couple of kids, Adobe After Effects, and their 15 mins of fame at a guess.

:eek: So what you're saying is, It may not be real?

Troll
20th December 2009, 12:21
:yay:

A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles, So no one ever flew a light plane through all those defences and landed in Red Square? :p

wobbegong
20th December 2009, 15:09
A large inflateable, released as a stunt.

That's why the police are keeping quiet about it. Red faces in Red Square!