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    Aliens are here. UFO over Kremlin.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...r-Kremlin.html



    Weird.

    #2
    We are here.

    Prepare your children for inoculations from "swine flu".

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      #3
      Its a Bracewell probe. Either that or a von Neumann probe. I get them mixed up!
      I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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        #4
        Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
        Its a Bracewell probe. Either that or a von Neumann probe. I get them mixed up!
        Either has got to be better than an anal probe
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          "That's no moon. It's a space station"

          You know, despite the abundance of all this sophisticated 21st century digital camera technology, anti-shake, auto-exposure, 6 MegaPixel, light enhancement technology etc etc etc .... maybe once, we'll get a nice clear picture of a UFO, with the rivets, anti-collision lights, markings, portholes, shimmering wave effect from the gravity amplifiers, sparking from the ionisation shield...

          ...and not some dodgy footage of some local chav throwing a tuliping dustbin in the air or releasing a flotilla of chinese lanterns and selling it to another bunch of tuliping retarded knuckledragging journalists that are more keen on making a scoop than checking facts.

          The Truth Is Out There.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Either has got to be better than an anal probe
            Nope.
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              "That's no moon. It's a space station"

              You know, despite the abundance of all this sophisticated 21st century digital camera technology, anti-shake, auto-exposure, 6 MegaPixel, light enhancement technology etc etc etc .... maybe once, we'll get a nice clear picture of a UFO, with the rivets, anti-collision lights, markings, portholes, shimmering wave effect from the gravity amplifiers, sparking from the ionisation shield...

              ...and not some dodgy footage of some local chav throwing a tuliping dustbin in the air or releasing a flotilla of chinese lanterns and selling it to another bunch of tuliping retarded knuckledragging journalists that are more keen on making a scoop than checking facts.

              The Truth Is Out There.



              A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

              Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles, taken pictures of by millions of Muscovites on their mobile phones, and at least one or two other decent, high quality shots from someone in Moscow who owns a decent camera ?

              Which in that time doesn't have every local TV/News station running "Breaking News Live From Red Square" for what would be the scoop of the Century, and worth millions syndicated around the world.

              Pah.

              Couple of kids, Adobe After Effects, and their 15 mins of fame at a guess.
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #8
                Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post


                A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

                Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles, taken pictures of by millions of Muscovites on their mobile phones, and at least one or two other decent, high quality shots from someone in Moscow who owns a decent camera ?

                Which in that time doesn't have every local TV/News station running "Breaking News Live From Red Square" for what would be the scoop of the Century, and worth millions syndicated around the world.

                Pah.

                Couple of kids, Adobe After Effects, and their 15 mins of fame at a guess.
                So what you're saying is, It may not be real?
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post


                  A UFO hovering over one of the most security-concious nation's Capital in the world, for several hours ???

                  Which in that time doesn't get intercepted by helicopters, jets, missiles,
                  So no one ever flew a light plane through all those defences and landed in Red Square?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    A large inflateable, released as a stunt.

                    That's why the police are keeping quiet about it. Red faces in Red Square!
                    The vegetarian option.

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