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Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice

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    Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice

    I sh*t you not:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8424656.stm
    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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    #2
    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    She hasn't got a leg to stand on!

    Ok, yes she has - but only one...

    igmc

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      #3
      I've got nothing against her left leg - trouble is, neither has She.*
















      *In homage to the comedy greats Messers Cook and Moore

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        #4
        I heard someome was buying her a plane for Christmas, and for the good leg........

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          #5
          I have nothing against her right leg, unfortunately...

          <kaboom tish!>
          Last edited by cojak; 21 December 2009, 16:38. Reason: Ah - Tingles got there 1st...
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          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            Holding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?

            I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              From Shooting Stars:

              "Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney's Plastic Leg.
              Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Barack Obama's Morning Egg"
              We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
              - Douglas Adams

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Holding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?

                I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".
                "Men hate her. Charismatic playgirl."

                Anagram of "Heather Mills Charity Campaigner"...

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                  #9
                  I think you should all leave the the poor misaligned woman alone

                  Maligned
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Look, I know she upset St Paul but you've got to take your hat off to a one-legged person having a go at ice dancing.
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