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    Sister in Law

    Is at ours for Christmas so it seems. Snowed in we are.

    She is looking at my laptop and asking all about CUK. I have tried telling her, but to be honest you just need to see it. When I describe General it sounds preposterous.

    So can some peeps post here to give her a warm welcome (albeit via my account) and show her what you are all about?

    <waves rotten meat over alligator pit>

    Do yer worst.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Describe her... Single? Fit? Racked?

    We can then judge our response accordingly

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      #3
      What's that thing that rhymes with dorks?

      It's been so long I've forgotten...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Hallo SY012

        Do you like gladiators?

        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          Describe her... Single? Fit? Racked?

          We can then judge our response accordingly
          SY02 is watching, SIL is watching. Hovers over keys ......

          She is similar looking to SY02 so is of course most presentable, and has a nice figure.





          Psssssssssssst (Racked mate )

          Stop SY02, stop hitting me. fjdglsklbbgv dfdssgb
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Hi

            Got a 'personal' website? Would you like one?
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Is this woman the 'Bendy Wendy' you've been telling us all about?

              .
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                She's not a blood relative (unless you're living in Norfolk of course), so chances are even her most inane ramblings will be tour-de-force of irony and sparkling wit, in comparison to your normal offerings.

                Bring it on.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  She's not a blood relative (unless you're living in Norfolk of course), so chances are even her most inane ramblings will be tour-de-force of irony and sparkling wit, in comparison to your normal offerings.

                  Bring it on.
                  ooooh the first poison dart is fired !

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                    #10
                    Jeez SY01 - you are a total perv!

                    Hi SY01-in-law
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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