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    Newbie alert!

    Hi all,

    came across this place by accident.

    I'm a contrcator but realtively new to it (9 months in and still afloat).

    Thought I'd sign up and say hi, I'll be trawling through the threads shortly to pass on my wisdom to you all. After all, I've been a contractor for ages now, so I must know all there is to know about it.


    #2
    Do you like films about Gladiators?

    HAB will be along shortly.

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      #3
      Did you once pilot a Tornado from Rome with a bowl of spgahetti in your lap?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Do you like films about Gladiators?
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Did you once pilot a Tornado from Rome with a bowl of spgahetti in your lap?
        Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....

        I've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....

        Here ya go Churchy.... <lobs Bottle of HG to the Dog>

        <pause...........>
        Oh go on its Christmas
        Here ya go SAS.... <lobs Bottle of HG to SAS>

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          #5
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....

          I've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....

          Here ya go Churchy.... <lobs Bottle of HG to the Dog>

          <pause...........>
          Oh go on its Christmas
          Here ya go SAS.... <lobs Bottle of HG to SAS>
          Cheers Drewster!

          Watch SAS, you know what he's like after a couple of sherberts!

          Where's the dancing girls? SA is looking for a suitable venue...

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            #6
            Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....
            Is it me or the gladiator that's armed with spaghetti?

            Hoops or alphabetti?

            It all makes a difference.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              HAB will be along shortly.
              Wil, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

              Do you spit or swallow?
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Cheers Drewster!

                Watch SAS, you know what he's like after a couple of sherberts!

                Where's the dancing girls? SA is looking for a suitable venue...
                SA can DANCE??????

                Where is CM - I fancy a f.....
                Ooops! I mean Hi Churchy hows it hanging?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  Wil, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

                  Do you spit or swallow?
                  Here HAB have a beer <Lobs beer to HAB>

                  PS I bite

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    Here HAB have a beer <Lobs beer to HAB>

                    PS I bite
                    Thanks. I can only have the one. Doctors orders.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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