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    This mornings texts...

    Me : Good morning! XXX
    Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
    Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

    Any guesses what she really meant to say?

    #2
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Me : Good morning! XXX
    Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
    Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

    Any guesses what she really meant to say?
    No!

    But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      No!

      But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up
      I worked out what she meant but it made I larf!

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        #4
        Best text I ever had:

        I'm on the Severn bridge now.

        I'll be there in 30 min's

        Where exactly do you live in Wales?

        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          No!

          But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up
          You'd get used to it. I know I did.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            You'd get used to it. I know I did.
            You have got used to this too
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Me : Good morning! XXX
              Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
              Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

              Any guesses what she really meant to say?
              TULIP!!!!............I'm late!!

              HTH

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Ahem....
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9


                  Bet you're glad Churchill shared this with us.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post


                    Bet you're glad Churchill shared this with us.
                    Of course she is. Christmas is a time for sharing.
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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