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    Atw - do something useful

    Like this chap.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    and can speak 13,000 different sentences in two languages
    That's more than a lot of blonde bimbos can manage...
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #3
      Christmas dinner? I hope he built in a digestive system, otherwise he'll have to stick a hosepipe up her jacksie and sluice her out by hand.
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        #4
        'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.
        Ah, so he DOES shag her

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          #5
          'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          Ah, so he DOES shag her
          No!

          She has a fixed set of responses.
          1. I Have a headache
          2. It's the wrong time of the month
          3. If you don't know now, you'll never know


          Very realistic see
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            No!

            She has a fixed set of responses.
            1. I Have a headache
            2. It's the wrong time of the month
            3. If you don't know now, you'll never know


            Very realistic see
            obviouly he programmed it based on the women he had already met
            Didn't learn did he
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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