• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Do you have a new year resolution?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Do you have a new year resolution?

    Do you have a new year resolution?

    #2
    Pay less tax.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    Comment


      #3
      Join the police...

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Join the police...
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Not to have a New Year's Resolution.

          I want a revolution instead.
          Yup!

          1. Finally learn slap bass properly
          2. Make homemade beer and wine
          3. Continue growing herbs and veg in garden
          4. Finish off plan b
          5. Pay off b1tch of an ex (b4 she can get hands on (4))
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

          Comment


            #6
            Not to injure myself
            Confusion is a natural state of being

            Comment


              #7
              I will be kind to my liver
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

              Comment


                #8
                1. 1280x1024.
                2. Be less of an IT geek.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I will be kind to my liver
                  I will show mine no mercy.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    Pay less tax.
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Not to injure myself
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I will be kind to my liver
                    Is there really any point having a New Year Resolution that you cannot possibly keep?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X