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    My teef are chattering

    In the office and its freezing. -7.1 outside, and not much warmer in here. The place was closed down last week and I am first in. The milk has gone off so I had to throw the coffee away.
    Its a miserable way to earn a crust

    I have a thick cardie and my coat on, plus another cardie over my knees.
    still shivering

    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    In the office and its freezing. -7.1 outside, and not much warmer in here. The place was closed down last week and I am first in. The milk has gone off so I had to throw the coffee away.
    Its a miserable way to earn a crust

    I have a thick cardie and my coat on, plus another cardie over my knees.
    still shivering


    Morning EO (and happy New Year) are you the office coat rack????
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      In the office and its freezing. -7.1 outside, and not much warmer in here. The place was closed down last week and I am first in. The milk has gone off so I had to throw the coffee away.
      Its a miserable way to earn a crust

      I have a thick cardie and my coat on, plus another cardie over my knees.
      still shivering

      If it's 9:04 (your post timestamp) and you're first in, it sounds like it's not the worst way to earn a crust
      Step outside posh boy

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        #4
        Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
        If it's 9:04 (your post timestamp) and you're first in, it sounds like it's not the worst way to earn a crust
        do you wanna fight ?
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
          If it's 9:04 (your post timestamp) and you're first in, it sounds like it's not the worst way to earn a crust
          <squints at screen, looks at watch>

          Try 8:04...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            brrr
            just went for a wee, and had to snap it off. It was a big yellow icicle, I hope it didnt take any skin, I guess I wont know till my willie thaws out



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              brrr
              just went for a wee, and had to snap it off. It was a big yellow icicle, I hope it didnt take any skin, I guess I wont know till my willie thaws out

              Doesn’t it disappear completely when it is cold?
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                brrr
                just went for a wee, and had to snap it off. It was a big yellow icicle, I hope it didnt take any skin, I guess I wont know till my willie thaws out........in mid-April!



                FTFY EO
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  Doesn’t it disappear completely when it is cold?
                  the little fellow is still there, but I have these two strange lumps either side of my neck



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    the little fellow is still there, but I have these two strange lumps either side of my neck



                    Bolts?
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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