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    A turn off?

    Linky (SFW)

    I want one.

    #2
    Works exactly like most software I have come across during my contracting life.

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      #3
      It's not as good as the original.

      A machine that turns itself on would be cooler.

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        #4
        It prob. meets the spec though, so job done.

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          #5


          I thought of doing something like that a while back, but I don't really do hardware. I got the idea from a mention of a box that switched itself off in The Soul of a New Machine, but I don't think that one actually had a robot arm, just a circuit that switched it off when it was powered up

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            #6
            I used a thermal binding machine in the early 1990s which switched itself off after a certain amount of idle time. If you pressed the button after that time was up, it would display a message saying "Please switch me on".

            Eh? If it was so intelligent, why couldn't it switch itself on rather than displaying that message?
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by moorfield View Post
              Works exactly like most software I have come across during my contracting life.
              Also works exactly like most women I have failed to come across during my personal life.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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