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What life lessons have you learnt from The Simpsons?

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    What life lessons have you learnt from The Simpsons?

    Radio 6 mentioned that some anniversary that the Simpson's got their own show rather than an insert in the Tracy Ullman show for me..

    "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    "Doughnuts, is there nothing they can't do"
    Mr H. Simpson
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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      #3
      Marg, why are those kids fighting again ?
      They are fighting about who loves you the most Homey
      Awwww, thats nice

      YOU love him the most <thump>
      No YOU love him the most <thwack>




      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." ~ Marge Simpson

        "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." ~ Homer Simpson

        "You don't win friends with salad." ~ Homer Simpson
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #5
          Doh! A beer, I'll have a beer.
          Ray - the guy who serves me beer.
          Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
          Far - a long way to get a beer
          So - I'll have another beer.
          La - I'll have another beer.
          Tea - No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
          Which brings us back to. (sees empty glass)
          Doh!
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            “Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
            Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

            Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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              #7
              Pork Chop night

              I now have a pork chop night
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Pigs can walk on ceilings!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Pigs can walk on ceilings!
                  Only Spider Pig
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    "Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen."
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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