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    I've moved

    Points for guessing where I live now.

    Clue, it isn't Swindon.

    My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.

    #2
    I recken you have become a scummer and moved to Pox!

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Points for guessing where I live now.

      Clue, it isn't Swindon.

      My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
      Wilmsloooow!
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Points for guessing where I live now.

        Clue, it isn't Swindon.

        My new ward has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
        FTFY

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
          Sounds like a cattery
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Is your plan B a cannabis farm


            If so, my advice, increase the wattage.


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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Points for guessing where I live now.

              Clue, it isn't Swindon.

              My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
              And padded walls with no windows? Welcome home
              Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Points for guessing where I live now.

                Clue, it isn't Swindon.

                My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
                Wootton Bassett...............and they are not downlighters, they are death rays specially set up for the Muslim protests!

                HTH

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Home for fragmented personalities

                  How is guru.

                  HINT: Look in the mirror, he is the one covered in Spaghetti Hoops
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Points for guessing where I live now.

                    Clue, it isn't Swindon.

                    My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.
                    become energy saving, switch to 35W halogens
                    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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