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    Which one of you lot is this?

    Telegraph: Trainee hypnotist puts himself in trance using mirror

    A newly trained hypnotist accidentally put himself into a trance for five hours after practising in front of a mirror.

    Helmut Kichmeier, 27, was found by his wife, Joanna, staring into thin air after the bungle in their north London home as they prepared for a tour .

    Mr Kichmeier, whose stage name is Hannibal Helmurto, had learned the skill to put himself into a somnabulistic trance to help him swallow multiple swords on stage. He had been taught the skill by hypnotherapist Dr Ray Roberts to assist in a new act for the Circus of Horrors show.

    But as he practiced the skill in front of the mirror at 10am he set himself into a deep sleep until 3pm, when he was found by his wife.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    All true contractors are capable of this, but only during working hours
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      If his wife is anything like ex-mrs HAB she probably found him at 10:05 but thought, "He can't get up to any mischief like that" and left him. She probably needed him to do something at 3pm so only got around to waking him up then.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Let's think............from London and dithering around in a trance like state...mmmm.
        Sketchy ideas about Science perhaps?
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