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What Life lessons have you learned from sasguru?
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What Life lessons have you learned from sasguru?
46I am the only statistician in the village15.22%7The word cretin is applicable to all and sundry17.39%8Sasguru <> Dale Carnegie15.22%7Jealousy of a Swindon bedsit and SKA sends one loopy23.91%11Sasguru is andyw’s cretinous ugly twin28.26%13 -
That if brains were made of dynamite, he would have insufficient to blow his nose!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Sasguru has been on here so long that he's become an institution.
Hang on!
Is that right?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSasguru has been on here so long that he lives in an institution.
The Institute for Demented Statisticians I believe.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I can have a second career as a village idiot+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSasguru has been on here so long that he's become an institution.
a constipationComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI can have a second career as a village idiot
Bada-dish! I thang you.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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