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How to avoid a Lamp , a Bench and a downhill.

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    How to avoid a Lamp , a Bench and a downhill.

    Basically imagine a snowy, icy right-turn whose snowy curb has a Lamp post on the road-facing edge of the curb. On the other-edge of the curb , towards the terrain there is a standard steel bench with a memorial plate on it. The lamp and bench are facing each other each positioned at each edge of the curb. This leaves 3 meters max between the two objects. The terrain side of the curb is a grassy downhill but inclined only perhaps 15 % .

    Approaching this right-turn, as my Mazda skied towards the turn it became apparently clear that I wasn’t going to make the turn and the car was uncontrollably approaching the lamp described. Followed a bizarre moment in my life but basically I ended up passing through the 3-meter space between the lamp and the bench. The car basically managed this by itself since I had already lost control and was just witnessing this happening. After this I exited the car and wondered for 5 minutes what just happened.

    Result.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhOElYhYajs
    Last edited by newblood; 6 January 2010, 17:01.

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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    Basically imagine a snowy, icy right-turn whose snowy curb has a Lamp post on the road-facing edge of the curb. On the other-edge of the curb , towards the terrain there is a standard steel bench with a memorial plate on it. The lamp and bench are facing each other each positioned at each edge of the curb. This leaves 3 meters max between the two objects. The terrain side of the curb is a grassy downhill but inclined only perhaps 15 % .

    Approaching this right-turn, as my Mazda skied towards the turn it became apparently clear that I wasn’t going to make the turn and the car was uncontrollably approaching the lamp described. Followed a bizarre moment in my life but basically I ended up passing through the 3-meter space between the lamp and the bench. The car basically managed this by itself since I had already lost control and was just curled up in the footwell screaming "This is It! This is It" while this was happening.
    FTFY
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      You probably ran over Mr Tumnus.

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        #4
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          I had a similar experience in a hired Mazda a few years ago.

          Driving down a motorway in Luxembourg at about 130Kph, I hit a patch of diesel that had been spilt by an overturned tanker. How I missed all of the 50 or so cars that had come to a halt in front of me and end up facing the right way on the hard shoulder, I will never know.

          Ive never said a bad word about Mazdas ever since.


          PZZ

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            #6
            Is this an MX5? Fill the boot with sand...
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              I wont take my RX8 out in this - when I can see the tarmac I'll start driving again
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #8
                Tell yer, Mazda 6 MPS, ultimate contractor conveyance.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #9
                  here is the video , dont try at home.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhOElYhYajs

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                    #10
                    Bluddy hell - I'd have cacked meself...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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