sorry in advance for posting ultra mundane nonsense - i just need to tell someone, it's like a confessional in here, without the guilt or something
two lessons from my dull student life the last two days:
1. drove on icy CLOSED road (to try and see a friend) and ran into a bank, at very slow speed so no damage, farmer drove past and said don't brake so much slipped and slid my way back out of the closed road but didn't die which is good
read the ******* sign!!! silly woman!!!
2. got drunk afterwards - it was the shock i think, went to tesco bought SIX malteaser bunnies, ricotta cheese, thick bleach, a ruler and cordial
don't shop when drunk or at all really, get someone else to do it
two lessons from my dull student life the last two days:
1. drove on icy CLOSED road (to try and see a friend) and ran into a bank, at very slow speed so no damage, farmer drove past and said don't brake so much slipped and slid my way back out of the closed road but didn't die which is good
read the ******* sign!!! silly woman!!!
2. got drunk afterwards - it was the shock i think, went to tesco bought SIX malteaser bunnies, ricotta cheese, thick bleach, a ruler and cordial
don't shop when drunk or at all really, get someone else to do it
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