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EternalOptimist
7th January 2010, 09:27
It's better to burn in hell than to fade away


And I will burn in hell.
for what I did
To my cat.

I let the big ginger Tom, Biscuit, out last night, knowing that he would get into the blanket-festooned basket in the garage.
When I let him in this morning he looked miserable, he shot into the kitchen from under my car, his little head was down, and he tip-toed through the snow like a catty ballet dancer, almost scared to let his little feet touch the ground.

A few minutes ago the missus told me the cat flap in the garage is frozen shut:eek:

I nearly murdered that poor moggie



:rolleyes:

Halo Jones
7th January 2010, 09:38
You bad man :spank:

norrahe
7th January 2010, 09:40
You horrible, horrible man :spank:

I'm sure Biscuit will get his revenge (he's probably cut the fluid cable for the brakes) :laugh

Pondlife
7th January 2010, 09:40
Just because he's ginger, it doesn't mean you can treat him this way.

Gingerist!

I'm sure that jedi chap will be along to deliver a suitable penance shortly.

Platypus
7th January 2010, 10:39
You horrible, horrible man :spank:

I'm sure Biscuit will get his revenge (he's probably cut the fluid cable for the brakes) :laugh

:spel pooped under the bed

gingerjedi
7th January 2010, 10:49
Just because he's ginger, it doesn't mean you can treat him this way.

Gingerist!

I'm sure that jedi chap will be along to deliver a suitable penance shortly.

Chewy (http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/star-wars-charisma-lando-chewbacca.jpg) will be round to rip his arms off shortly.

Diver
7th January 2010, 10:49
It's better to burn in hell than to fade away


And I will burn in hell.
for what I did
To my cat.

I let the big ginger Tom, Biscuit, out last night, knowing that he would get into the blanket-festooned basket in the garage.
When I let him in this morning he looked miserable, he shot into the kitchen from under my car, his little head was down, and he tip-toed through the snow like a catty ballet dancer, almost scared to let his little feet touch the ground.

A few minutes ago the missus told me the cat flap in the garage is frozen shut:eek:

I nearly murdered that poor moggie

:rolleyes:

:rollin::rollin:

There was a cat under the conifers in the garden all day yesterday, I watched it make several attempts to cross the deep snow, give up and return to the conifers.

I can't stand cats.

I walked to the shop and bought 3 tins of cat food and fed it last night :o

Pogle
7th January 2010, 10:51
:rollin::rollin:

There was a cat under the conifers in the garden all day yesterday, I watched it make several attempts to cross the deep snow, give up and return to the conifers.

I can't stand cats.

I walked to the shop and bought 3 tins of cat food and fed it last night :o

:hug:

singhr
7th January 2010, 10:51
It's better to burn in hell than to fade away


And I will burn in hell.
for what I did
To my cat.

I let the big ginger Tom, Biscuit, out last night, knowing that he would get into the blanket-festooned basket in the garage.
When I let him in this morning he looked miserable, he shot into the kitchen from under my car, his little head was down, and he tip-toed through the snow like a catty ballet dancer, almost scared to let his little feet touch the ground.

A few minutes ago the missus told me the cat flap in the garage is frozen shut:eek:

I nearly murdered that poor moggie



:rolleyes:


don't cats usually have second home? he was probably tucked up somewhere else.

norrahe
7th January 2010, 10:52
:rollin::rollin:

There was a cat under the conifers in the garden all day yesterday, I watched it make several attempts to cross the deep snow, give up and return to the conifers.

I can't stand cats.

I walked to the shop and bought 3 tins of cat food and fed it last night :o

oh dear!

Haven't you heard about the cat con artists who fool people into thinking they are starving cute moggies. :laugh

Next week he'll be moving in, mark my word. :laugh

VectraMan
7th January 2010, 10:58
It's better to burn in hell than to fade away

Better to burn out than to fade away.

Damn misquoters.

Diver
7th January 2010, 10:59
oh dear!

I had a soft moment!


Next week he'll be moving in, mark my word. :laugh

Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle :smokin

norrahe
7th January 2010, 11:01
Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle :smokin

:spank:

Whereabouts in Wales are you again, you might be getting a visit from the local rspca.....

Diver
7th January 2010, 11:28
:spank:

Whereabouts in Wales are you again, you might be getting a visit from the local rspca.....

Cats are murderous vicious animals that keep trying to attack the wild birds in my garden, including the Finches Blue-tits and Robin that will take feed from my hand.
They are responsible for decimating the songbird population of Britain, and therefore are fair game :smokin

When the RSPCA turn up, I'll have some RSPB buddies waiting for them :laugh

oracleslave
7th January 2010, 11:33
All these cat and bird lovers :tired

Doesn't anyone have any interesting pets? What happened to that chap breeding snakes as a plan B?

Diver
7th January 2010, 11:44
All these cat and bird lovers :tired

Doesn't anyone have any interesting pets? What happened to that chap breeding snakes as a plan B?

I used to keep ferrets, had 23 at one time :D

shaunbhoy
7th January 2010, 12:01
Damn misquoters.

There can be only ONE!!

:yay:

norrahe
7th January 2010, 12:02
Cats are murderous vicious animals that keep trying to attack the wild birds in my garden, including the Finches Blue-tits and Robin that will take feed from my hand.
They are responsible for decimating the songbird population of Britain, and therefore are fair game :smokin

When the RSPCA turn up, I'll have some RSPB buddies waiting for them :laugh

Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars :laugh

Diver
7th January 2010, 12:09
Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars :laugh

Oh I'm not a birdwatcher, I haven't a clue what birds they are until I google them. But I'd rather wake to birds singing than cats screeching and wailing :D

RichardCranium
7th January 2010, 12:10
Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle :smokin


Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars :laughLead pellets will work better than handbags.

He wouldn't be able to poke the handbags down the barrel.

Churchill
7th January 2010, 12:51
All these cat and bird lovers :tired

Doesn't anyone have any interesting pets? What happened to that chap breeding snakes as a plan B?

I've got a greater chested CM! :D

oracleslave
7th January 2010, 12:55
I've got a greater chested CM! :D

Do they make good breeding as a plan B? :wink

EternalOptimist
7th January 2010, 13:01
Do they make good breeding as a plan B? :wink

No, the red ones peck too hard at the nut-sack and end up making a mess on the floor


:rolleyes:

oracleslave
7th January 2010, 13:04
No, the red ones peck too hard at the nut-sack and end up making a mess on the floor


:rolleyes:

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing I'll have you know.

Sysman
7th January 2010, 13:04
Oh I'm not a birdwatcher, I haven't a clue what birds they are until I google them. But I'd rather wake to birds singing than cats screeching and wailing :D

Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

shaunbhoy
7th January 2010, 13:05
Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

Not married sysman?

EternalOptimist
7th January 2010, 13:06
Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

you need to improve your technique



:rolleyes:

norrahe
7th January 2010, 14:34
Who wants to live forever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOE_b4aYD0

I loved that film, a Belgian playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian/Spaniard, hmmm :laugh

Still good film.

cojak
7th January 2010, 14:48
:rollin::rollin:

There was a cat under the conifers in the garden all day yesterday, I watched it make several attempts to cross the deep snow, give up and return to the conifers.

I can't stand cats.

I walked to the shop and bought 3 tins of cat food and fed it last night :o

WPogleS

:hug:

Pogle
7th January 2010, 14:50
Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

You don't have peacocks then?

Platypus
7th January 2010, 14:55
You don't have peacocks then?

Is that short hand for a pea sized cock ?

Sysman
7th January 2010, 15:09
You don't have peacocks then?

No.

Thank God.

I had a narrow escape when a house purchase fell through

norrahe
7th January 2010, 15:25
WPogleS

:hug:

I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it :eek

Diver
7th January 2010, 16:26
I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it :eek

I don't really shoot them!!!!



Beggars are too fast, I use poison :devil


:rolleyes: :D


cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!

norrahe
7th January 2010, 16:45
Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

:spank: :spank: :spank:

EternalOptimist
7th January 2010, 16:49
Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep


:rolleyes:

norrahe
7th January 2010, 16:51
yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep


:rolleyes:

Doesn't the antifreeze make it taste funny

shaunbhoy
7th January 2010, 16:51
Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!

DaveB
7th January 2010, 17:00
I don't really shoot them!!!!



Beggars are too fast, I use poison :devil


:rolleyes: :D


cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!

Follow the footprint, find out where he has decamped to and give them the cans. Tell them he left in a hurry and forgot to pack them :D

Troll
7th January 2010, 19:13
Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!Effective on humans as well...acute renal failure

norrahe
7th January 2010, 19:16
Follow the footprint, find out where he has decamped to and give them the cans. Tell them he left in a hurry and forgot to pack them :D

Probably left cos he didn't like the cat food :laugh