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    #1

    I feel dirty

    Just been talking to an agent on the phone for the first time in quite a few months. I'd forgotten how much it makes me want to have a bath and give myself a good scrubbing.

    At least he didn't ask for references.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.
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    This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it
      Oh I don't know, he drives a vectra!
      Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

      Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it
        How do you know I'm not?
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          How do you know I'm not?
          You might be!

          You drive a Vectra
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            You might be!

            You drive a Vectra
            Plenty of space for the shopping in a hatchback.

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              #7
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                #8
                Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                Just been talking to an agent on the phone for the first time in quite a few months. I'd forgotten how much it makes me want to have a bath and give myself a good scrubbing.

                At least he didn't ask for references.
                The trouble with pimps are that they want to f*&k you for free before they put you to work.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                  Do you want to meet agents in your area? Call Agent Chatback now!
                  "Are you OK to talk?" - 0898 380 741
                  "Just a catch-up to see if you're still available" - 0898 380 742
                  "Is it OK if I send you a couple of CVs anyway?" - 0898 380 743
                  "I don't think we've got your VAT certificate" - 0898 380 744
                  We've got hundreds of agents waiting to chat right now!


                  That reminds me of the priests chatline in Father Ted
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    Years ago I remember reading about a man who took one of these sex chat things to court. The line was 'hear me moan' and when he got through it was of a woman saying things like "I hate cooking and cleaning" etc
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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