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How long before SasCretin stacks his new toy

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    How long before SasCretin stacks his new toy

    Poll to follow
    15
    Won't even get on it the big girls blouse
    26.67%
    4
    Won't get to the end of the drive without standing it on its arse
    40.00%
    6
    Once round the block is all yer getting
    13.33%
    2
    A week
    0.00%
    0
    A month
    0.00%
    0
    He'll be fine AndyWs mum taught him everything he knows
    20.00%
    3

    The poll is expired.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    There won't be a clear road for weeks anyway the way things are going.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      I'll assume most people here are non-bikers, as this poll and the earlier thread are lacking in taste.
      Older and ...well, just older!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
        I'll assume most threads on here are lacking in taste.
        FTFY
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
          I'll assume most people here are non-bikers, as this poll and the earlier thread are lacking in taste.
          Yes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupid
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Yes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupid
            WHS
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Sas is to biking what Julian Clary is to bareknuckle fighting.
              If he even has one of these he will be too puny to get it off the stand.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Yes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupid
                A well thought out, rational argument there. Well done.
                Older and ...well, just older!!

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                  #9
                  Wouldn't wish anyone to have a bike accident.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Wouldn't wish anyone to have a bike accident.
                    I'm unlikely to ever ride a motorbike again, despite enjoying it hugely for the few years when I did. I lost my bottle.

                    I had one too many scares in too short a time. In each case, me having to do something hasty to avoid being creamed by a twat on four wheels doing something stupid.

                    I still think you shouldn't be able to apply for your car driving licence until you have clocked up at least 5,000 miles on a bike of some sort.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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