Look, I might have had ten pints, but I have this theory.
Christmas is at the end of the year, its caps the year, it is the annual year-orgasm. We have spring, it warms up, we have summer, its warm and nice, then it gets cooler and the leaves fall down. Finally we get a cold spell, then right at the end, we have Christmas to make us all feel better again.
Except Christmas is not at the end of Winter, its near the beginning, which screws all the planning up. I reckon we should either move winter forward two months, or move Christmas back to Easter.
hic
Christmas is at the end of the year, its caps the year, it is the annual year-orgasm. We have spring, it warms up, we have summer, its warm and nice, then it gets cooler and the leaves fall down. Finally we get a cold spell, then right at the end, we have Christmas to make us all feel better again.
Except Christmas is not at the end of Winter, its near the beginning, which screws all the planning up. I reckon we should either move winter forward two months, or move Christmas back to Easter.
hic
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