comes in the form of a very large removal lorry stuck on my road needing to turn up to the cul de sac which is on a very steep and slippery bank...
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Is it full or empty?
If full, you get to see the very grumpy blokes having to carry the furniture uphill all day.
If empty, you get to see the lorry slide down the hill, skid, turn over and smash, containing a family's entire possessions.
Get that web cam set up now!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it full or empty?
If full, you get to see the very grumpy blokes having to carry the furniture uphill all day.
If empty, you get to see the lorry slide down the hill, skid, turn over and smash, containing a family's entire possessions.
Get that web cam set up now!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it full or empty?
If full, you get to see the very grumpy blokes having to carry the furniture uphill all day.
If empty, you get to see the lorry slide down the hill, skid, turn over and smash, containing a family's entire possessions.
Get that web cam set up now!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it full or empty?
If full, you get to see the very grumpy blokes having to carry the furniture uphill all day.
If empty, you get to see the lorry slide down the hill, skid, turn over and smash, containing a family's entire possessions.
Get that web cam set up now!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
vicky-vercky?Originally posted by Diver View PostEr?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it full or empty?
If full, you get to see the very grumpy blokes having to carry the furniture uphill all day.
If empty, you get to see the lorry slide down the hill, skid, turn over and smash, containing a family's entire possessions.
If the lorry is arriving empty, it will get up the hill eventually. They will fill it but it will, when full, lose control coming down the hill.
What was the problem with that? It's perfectly logical, Shirley?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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