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Mich the Tester
8th January 2010, 14:16
Permoaning; the action of permies standing around the coffee machine whining about ‘management never listen to us’ or ‘they should get rid of these expensive contractors’

Permafrost; the reaction of permies when you park the contractormobile outside the office

Permaskive; the inability of permies to navigate a motor vehicle through a light dusting of snow to reach the office

Permicitis; that mysterious disease that strikes permies on Monday mornings or the morning of important deadlines leaving them bedridden with a note from the doctor and 100% sick pay with missed holiday compensation


Suggestions please!

moorfield
8th January 2010, 14:35
Permabent - Permie suing his/her employer for sexual discrimination

Sysman
8th January 2010, 14:40
Permabent - Permie suing his/her employer for sexual discrimination

Permabent - permie managers getting freebies/backhanders to implement expensive-but-not-the-best solutions

TimberWolf
8th January 2010, 14:41
The Daily Mash presents a compelling argument for the introduction of more words for snow to be added to the English language, in exchange for some of ours for breasts.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/media-demand-new-words-for-%27snow%27-201001062356/

Paddy
8th January 2010, 14:52
Need a word for when contractors buy rounds of drinks and the next round is by a permie, the permie leaves the contractors out.

norrahe
8th January 2010, 14:55
Need a word for when contractors buy rounds of drinks and the next round is by a permie, the permie leaves the contractors out.


Permaround?

jmo21
8th January 2010, 15:02
Perminal Illness - corporate drones

Pondlife
8th January 2010, 15:27
Permanagement - Urban legend, doesn't exist

Permattitude - The ability to answer all questions with "Not my responsibility"

Pondlife
8th January 2010, 15:28
Permaggression - What contractors to to permies with too much permattitude.

thunderlizard
8th January 2010, 15:54
Permicitis; that mysterious disease that strikes permies on Monday mornings or the morning of important deadlines leaving them bedridden with a note from the doctor and 100% sick pay with missed holiday compensation
That's permatitis!

Mich the Tester
8th January 2010, 15:56
Need a word for when contractors buy rounds of drinks and the next round is by a permie, the permie leaves the contractors out.Permastinge? Permaskint?

CalmEddie
8th January 2010, 16:18
Obliquest - The action of encouraging a bad permie manager into a role in a different department, to avoid them creating any more damage in yours.

stek
8th January 2010, 16:21
ContractorPalimpsest - the act of a contractor being laid layer on layer as he tried to secure the restaurant bill with VAT on it after a meal...