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    I now have to keep the bathroom door closed

    Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

    At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......

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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

    At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......
    Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.
      Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

      But not Big Macs.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
        Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

        But not Big Macs.
        If he survives that long.

        Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          If he survives that long.

          Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            #6
            I'm sure she's had worse in her mouth.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              1 year old baby Santa will eat anything apart from real food.

              Last caught with paint on her tongue after peeling it off door hinges.
              She also impartial to loo roll and plastic bags.

              As she's teething, her favourite activity is to bite the side of my home office chair.
              Last edited by SantaClaus; 10 January 2010, 23:55.
              'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
              Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                #8
                Worry not parents. The basic design has not changed since sprogs were crawling around the floors of damp caves eating maggots while mothers kept the "big hot yellowy thing that Dada made before going Mammoth-bashing" ticking over.

                HTH
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

                  But not Big Macs.
                  I concur
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    My mum always made me use the bog brush after number twos. I was twelve before I learned what bog-paper was for




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