Nanny state gone mad

**Moscow Mule** · 11 January 2010, 12:14

WTF are you looking for to find that?

**Diver** · 11 January 2010, 12:17

Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

WTF are you looking for to find that?

HAB is anally attentive

**RichardCranium** · 11 January 2010, 12:34

Originally posted by Diver View Post

HAB is anally attentive

Was there any instructions for wiping? (Or licking the loo brush?)

**BrilloPad** · 11 January 2010, 13:55

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Do the Welsh really need instruction in Opening your bowels?

Do those instructions only apply to the Welsh? Is there something anatomically different about them?

**BrilloPad** · 11 January 2010, 13:59

Originally posted by zeitghost

Dunno.

I only screw English wimmin.

HTH.

Is the lustee English?

**Pondlife** · 11 January 2010, 14:06

It's cos we only study ovine anatomy in school, init.

**Sysman** · 11 January 2010, 14:11

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Do those instructions only apply to the Welsh? Is there something anatomically different about them?

Maybe they are smaller, hence the need for the stool.

**sweetandsour** · 11 January 2010, 19:40

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Do the Welsh really need instruction in Opening your bowels?

Not the Welsh.

This is guidance for all the new citizens to these shores who are more accustomed to using squatting pans.

hth

**Halcyon** · 11 January 2010, 22:40

Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Maybe they are smaller, hence the need for the stool.

I thought the objective was the stool? Or do you think that the Welsh produce smaller stools? Is that a good thing?

Anyway I couldn't see the book in those diagrams, so they're wrong (c:

R

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Nanny state gone mad