Face to face with a python……

[Wilmslow]

Very surreal day yesterday.

I am renting a flat, had a viewing for the third and last room.

This really nice lady was the lucky new lodger, with bad landlord problems, as he was trying to get into her bed – most literally, and snooping about her things.

She is now staying at her mum’s house until she can move to her new place.

To allow a speedy move I drove over to her mum’s place with the keys so she can get moving.

Only to be greeted by a python in the lounge.

[Tingles]

More delusions.

[threaded]

<<canned laughter>>

1) It's not going to end well when a female bad mouths the previous landlord.

2) People who keep snakes etc. are generally an itty bitty bit like an old supermarket trolley...

A little prediction for you: avoid and live happily ever after, or discover the fun and interesting ways a psycho hose beast can screw up your life.

[MaryPoppins]

Would whoever comes up with these odd tales please get the next load of twaddle to at least make sense?!

[Clippy]

<<ZZZzzz>>

[Andy2]

Would whoever comes up with these odd tales please get the next load of twaddle to at least make sense?!

I like him. He has cured my insomnia,
Go Wilmslow go

[DiscoStu]

Very surreal day yesterday.

I am renting a flat, had a viewing for the third and last room.

This really nice lady was the lucky new lodger, with bad landlord problems, as he was trying to get into her bed – most literally, and snooping about her things.

She is now staying at her mum’s house until she can move to her new place.

To allow a speedy move I drove over to her mum’s place with the keys so she can get moving.

Only to be greeted by a python in the lounge.

Why do you keep making things up?

[Pondlife]

Why do you keep making things up?

Because the reality is just too depressing I guess.

[RichardCranium]

Snake tulip wrecks carpets.

Any pythons like live food. I know 'cos I used to help my big bruvva feed live mice to his snakes. Great fun when you're 14.

So she'll probably be breeding her own mice too. Unless she is buying them fresh from the pet shop.

Does the letting agreement allow the tenant to breed / bring in rodents?

[Pondlife]

Does the imaginary letting agreement allow the non-existent tenant to breed / bring in fictitious rodents?

FTFY

HTH