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Funniest quip you have heard at work?

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    Funniest quip you have heard at work?

    Project in turmoil, conflicting priorities.

    An Italian project manager once said in the middle of the office:

    ‘I don’t know what you call it in England, but, in Italy we call it Mental Masturbation’.

    Quite an elequant way of saying Brain Fecked.

    What made it really amusing was that one of the team was Iranian. He was absolutely abhorred at this comment, leg was thumping the floor like a rabbit.

    #2
    Sas, can you retire Wilmslow now please? He's just not funny anymore

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      #3
      AKA "Seghe mentali". ahahahhhhahhaaaa
      ____________________________________________
      Nunc est bibendum.

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        #4
        From a PM on a conf call:

        "I've only got two balls and neither of them is crystal"
        And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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