Might be worth hiding under your desk for a few minutes, in case they miscalculated the path of 2010 AL30
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Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes
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They said it might be a piece of junk, a rusty old Apollo space craft, or a rubbish bag. I mean it's dangerous enough throwing out your rubbish from a sky scraper, but plain irreponsible to throw out a rubbish bag on the way to the moon. Apparently circled Venus and Mars before nearly crunching into the Earth to wipe out a major city.Last edited by BlasterBates; 13 January 2010, 12:54.I'm alright Jack -
Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThey said it might be a piece of junk, a rusty old Apollo space craft, or a rubbish bag.
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If we hear no more from Zeity, he caught the bus back home.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIf we hear no more from Zeity, he caught the bus back home.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI missed this, have we survived?
But that is because the Earth was destroyed a little while ago.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.
These probes gather information on other civilisations.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!Comment
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostIt is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.
These probes gather information on other civilisations.
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostI have it on very good authority that this has been known about for some time and it is not an asteroid. That is just the cover story put out by NASA.
It is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.
These probes gather information on other civilisations.
And I thought aliens had names like Mogon, Glarglebutt and Zeitghost, not Bracewell.Comment
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