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A chimpanzee has out-performed 94 per cent of the country's investment funds

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    A chimpanzee has out-performed 94 per cent of the country's investment funds

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...portfolio.html

    Remind me again why Investment Bankers (what is that Cockney Rhyming slang for?) get paid millions for?

    #2
    They were Russian bankers though. Going by our resident Russian financial expert I'm not surprised

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      #3
      I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio

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        #4
        Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
        I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio
        I'd like him to find me contracts, he can't do worse than 94% of pimps.
        Step outside posh boy

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          #5
          Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
          I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio
          I'd like him to run the economy.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            I'd like him to run the economy.
            He already does!

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              He already does!
              No, the point is that a chimp outperformed, er, nearly everyone else.

              Including HMG.

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                He already does!
                Don't be so dense, if he did then the economy would be booming.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                  Don't be so dense, if he did then the economy would be booming.
                  I take it back then - chimp would certainly run British economy better than Brown.

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                    #10
                    Of course the chimp could have been lucky
                    1 chimp <> scientific rigour
                    Coffee's for closers

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