Petition for the expulsion of the Labour Party

[Mich the Tester]

…to a windy, cold, miserable, poverty stricken, dirty, depraved tuliphole with no future, whose natural resources have been plundered and whose dispirited people only derive satisfaction from trading insults on electronic media, watching reality TV and stuffing their bulbous, blubbery faces with fast food.

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[Spacecadet]

…to a windy, cold, miserable, poverty stricken, dirty, depraved tuliphole with no future, whose natural resources have been plundered and whose dispirited people only derive satisfaction from trading insults on electronic media, watching reality TV and stuffing their bulbous, blubbery faces with fast food.

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Its already been done once
We need to send them somewhere which can't be f*cked up

[RichardCranium]

Didn't they thoughtlessly gave away Rockall (presumably as practice for giving away Gibraltar).

And in so doing, they simply gave away all the oil and mineral and fishing rights that went with it.

Send the fckwits there.

[Moscow Mule]

Didn't they thoughtlessly gave away Rockall (presumably as practice for giving away Gibraltar).

And in so doing, they simply gave away all the oil and mineral and fishing rights that went with it.

Send the fckwits there.

Whose's given away Rockall? The Danes haven't made a claim yet, and ownership won't be settled until 2014 or beyond....

[Tarquin Farquhar]

Didn't they thoughtlessly gave away Rockall (presumably as practice for giving away Gibraltar).

And in so doing, they simply gave away all the oil and mineral and fishing rights that went with it.

Send the fckwits there.

"Thoughtlessly" "give away"? What is this?

The United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea states, “Rocks which cannot sustain human habitation or economic life of their own shall have no exclusive economic zone or continental shelf.”

Pretty clear. It's a rock, not part of any country's economic zone, and no oil and mineral and fishing rights go with it.

[Moscow Mule]

"Thoughtlessly" "give away"? What is this?

The United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea states, “Rocks which cannot sustain human habitation or economic life of their own shall have no exclusive economic zone or continental shelf.”

Pretty clear. It's a rock, not part of any country's economic zone, and no oil and mineral and fishing rights go with it.

Some chap managed to live there for a few months - does that count...