Silly things children say.

[monkeyboy]

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"

[Mich the Tester]

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

On the other hand, it gives a titillating insight into your wife's deepest fantasies. You must be a happy chappy.

[DimPrawn]

The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.

[stingman123]

The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.

serve's you right for wearing your wallet round your neck

[Mich the Tester]

The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.

You're a millionaire (supposedly). You can't blame them for a bit of freelance socialism.

[MaryPoppins]

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"

Oops, ha ha!

My friend's daughter is 3 and a half, and a little stunner. She is normally a very good little girl, but has obviously heard Daddy swearing (cos he's a plank).

My friend was sitting with her on the sofa the other day, and the little girl was being a pain. My friend repeatedly told her to stop, and finally told her that she'd go to her room if she didn't pack it in. The little mite sighed, rolled her eyes, and turned away muttering "for f&cks sake.." under her breath.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

On Leeds station platform 6 a few years ago.

Kid (aged about 6) "Dad who would win a fight between God and a robot".

Dad - ????????????????????????