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    Ladies, your advice please

    Given that Lady Tester and I are making plans to marry, the issue of wedding dresses and suits becomes most pressing and bears upon my mind like the heavens upon the shoulders of Atlas.

    Considering our reputation as being only partly reformed (nearly 40) metalheads, the good Lady shall likely wear a black wedding dress, hopefully accompanied by a pair of long black leather thigh-high boots to display her ravishing yet still slightly gothic beauty in a most appealing fashion.

    But this raises the question as to my suit. Should I do the traditional thing, suit and tails, rather like the distinguished chap in my avatar, perhaps accompanied by some idiosyncrasy like a leather waistcoat, or should I perhaps turn up as an unrepentant metalhead?

    Any suggestions?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Given that Lady Tester and I are making plans to marry, the issue of wedding dresses and suits becomes most pressing and bears upon my mind like the heavens upon the shoulders of Atlas.

    Considering our reputation as being only partly reformed (nearly 40) metalheads, the good Lady shall likely wear a black wedding dress, hopefully accompanied by a pair of long black leather thigh-high boots to display her ravishing yet still slightly gothic beauty in a most appealing fashion.

    But this raises the question as to my suit. Should I do the traditional thing, suit and tails, rather like the distinguished chap in my avatar, perhaps accompanied by some idiosyncrasy like a leather waistcoat, or should I perhaps turn up as an unrepentant metalhead?

    Any suggestions?
    Ask your intended, it is after all her day
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #3
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      Ask your intended, it is after all her day
      I think I know the chap who's paying for it though, and his name begins with 'M'.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Ask your intended, it is after all her day
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I think I know the chap who's paying for it though, and his name begins with 'M'.
        I think you should re-read norrahe post...........
        The content of your post is irrelevant......

        PS - I am NOT a Lady... but I think you will find I am right...

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          #5
          Unrepentant metalhead sounds good.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            I think I know the chap who's paying for it though, and his name begins with 'M'.
            Her dad's name begins with 'M'?

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              #7
              How about somthing like this?

              Assuming you are thin enough to carry it off and wont end up looking like across between Riff Raff and The Fat Controller.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                How about somthing like this?

                Assuming you are thin enough to carry it off and wont end up looking like across between Riff Raff and The Fat Controller.
                That looks quite cool, but I do need female opinions. I quite like the hat too.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  By the wonder of google, inspiration!
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    That looks quite cool, but I do need female opinions. I quite like the hat too.
                    I think that you might need the services of BGG for this thread...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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