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    I've just been shat on...

    Quite literally in fact!

    Don't you just love kids...


    #2
    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

    Quite literally in fact!

    Don't you just love kids...

    A seagull or pigeon I could understand, but how did the kid get airborne?
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      #3
      I usually jump out the bath when I see the little mites face change colour.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        I was expecting something about glass coffee tables...

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          #5
          Well you know how it works, take the nappy off, walk them to the bath, wonder what that god awful smell is...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
            Well you know how it works, take the nappy off, walk them to the bath, wonder what that god awful smell is...

            Ah I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Ah I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.
              Any other approach is idiotic to be honest.

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                #8
                Logistically not so easy when you have four. Time for a bigger bathroom perhaps

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                  Logistically not so easy when you have four. Time for a bigger bathroom perhaps
                  nanny

                  I can empathise - we have also have four, and the apparent logistical nightmare of trying to use "real nappies". Thankfully it's almost time to introduce No.4 to the potty.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #10
                    I remember my son just letting go with the most godawful green coloured stinky stuff once just as Mrs. D. left to go to work so I just picked him up by the arms, plonked him in the bath and turned the shower on. He never did it again but he did manage to pee in his ear, that was funny
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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