woman=problems

[BrilloPad]

To find a woman you need time and money.

Woman = time*money

But Time=money

Woman = money*money

But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

So woman=problems.

[AtW]

To find a woman you need time and money.

Woman = time*money

But Time=money

Woman = money*money

But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

So woman=problems.

"money" just like "time" can be high or low.

Consequently problems can be "large" and "small" or even non-existant.

[George Parr]

To find a woman you need time and money.

Woman = time*money

But Time=money

Woman = money*money

But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

So woman=problems.

As we all know, money can't buy you love:

money <> love

but money can buy you sex:

money = sex

therefore:

love <> sex

so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.

(Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).

[VectraMan]

To find a woman you need time and money.

Woman = time*money

But Time=money

Woman = money*money

But money = root of problems so problems=money*money

So woman=problems.

Time and money, not time multipled by money.

So Woman = time + money
Time = money
Woman = 2*money
money = root of problems, so square both sides
Woman*Woman = 4* problems
And so Woman = 4 * problems / Woman.

I'm not sure what that proves (or if indeed I've done the maths right).

[Ruprect]

As we all know, money can't buy you love:

money <> love

but money can buy you sex:

money = sex

therefore:

love <> sex

so the more your wife loves you the less sex you will have.

(Well, that's how Mrs Parr explains it to me).

trudat

[Andy2]

some more maths

A pizza with the radius z
and thickness a has
volume = pi*z*z*a

[Tarquin Farquhar]

some more maths

A pizza with the radius z
and thickness a has
volume = pi*z*z*a

[AtW]

some more maths

A pizza with the radius z
and thickness a has
volume = pi*z*z*a

geometry

Surely?

[Bright Spark]

depends on the type of woman of course, just like a car, you can either
get a fat gas guzzler or lean mean enviro friendly one.

[Churchill]

depends on the type of woman of course, just like a car, you can either
get a fat gas guzzler or lean mean enviro friendly one.

At what point do Shoes and Handbags enter into the equation?