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    Apologies in advance

    If you have to attend a 3-day oracle workshop in the Leeds area this week and the presenter is adept at giving the impression he hasn't the faintest clue about what he is waffling on about. We have both been sold up the river.... Forgive me for I know not what I say.

    On the plus side if anyone fancies a few stress relieving pints in central Leeds tomorrow night I'm game!

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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    If you have to attend a 3-day oracle workshop in the Leeds area this week and the presenter is adept at giving the impression he hasn't the faintest clue about what he is waffling on about. We have both been sold up the river.... Forgive me for I know not what I say.

    On the plus side if anyone fancies a few stress relieving pints in central Leeds tomorrow night I'm game!
    pissed again oracleslave?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      pissed again oracleslave?
      Not tonight. Am reading the manual

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Not tonight. Am reading the manual
        Chapter 1... Choosing a drink
        Chapter 2... Knowing how bar queues work
        Chapter 3... Using money (and more!) to exchange for alcoholic beverages
        Chapter 4... Beverage carrying techniques you need to master
        Chapter 5... The lift and tip
        Chpater 6... The dangers of beer goggles
        Chapter 7... Explaining things to 'er indoors
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          If you have to attend a 3-day oracle workshop in the Leeds area this week and the presenter is adept at giving the impression he hasn't the faintest clue about what he is waffling on about. We have both been sold up the river.... Forgive me for I know not what I say.
          No change there then luv

          I hope it goes well.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            No change there then luv

            I hope it goes well.
            Thanks

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              #7
              Hmm tempting.........
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                Hmm tempting.........
                I was thinking the same thing... not the geeky course, just the drinks
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Hmm tempting.........
                  Hook, line and sinker....................
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I was thinking the same thing... not the geeky course, just the drinks
                    HELL yes!
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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