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    Lunchtime!

    Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?

    #2
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
    Do you know - I was just wondering what to have - excellent KP! I think that there might be some coleslaw in the fridge too...

    <toddles off to investigate...>
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      Start it cooking, and forget about it, thus causing an impromptu fire drill, fire engines and all, when the building begins filling with smoke.

      (as some careless mong did at my previous client site)
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #4
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
        Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

        Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

        Hate that guy
        Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

        Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
          Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

          Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

          Hate that guy
          What would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
            Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

            Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

            Hate that guy
            What about the potato?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              What would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?
              She would shove a microwave up his arse, I told you
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                What about the potato?
                would anyone want it after reclaiming it from the wreckage of Jamie "fat tongue" Oliver.......
                Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                  #9
                  Does Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?

                  bit jealous?

                  <Chef in "wind up" mode>
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    Does Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?

                    bit jealous?

                    <Chef in "wind up" mode>
                    Lol, could anyone love that face?? It looks like it has been set fire to and put out with a mash hammer.

                    Chefs report reads: Must do better. Shows potential
                    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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