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I do not have the sympathy to even consider health care, it would be along the lines of "what do you mean your not well, get up
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We're on the list.IT
As technology and its role in our everyday lives continues to grow, so does the need for skilled programmers and project managers. With several new versions of existing software set to be released this year, Hays is predicting a surge in recruitment for experts in Sharepoint, .Net and Oracle.
Cats are evil.Comment
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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1. The UK has a shortage of doctors
That's because the BMA has a quota on how many it allows to qualify to maintain high salaries.
2. Pharma
The three people I have known who worked in pharma left because of awful conditions, prospects and pay.
5. IT
Don't make me laugh.
6. Social Housing
Pay is tulipe and there is a lot of insecurity.
9. Litigation
I have an unemployed friend who is a solicitor. Their job market is dead, apparently.
10. Energy
Needs shedloads of qualifications and then the pay is tulipe.
But I'll let them off on risk management, teaching and procurement.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Risk Management training course for you then RCFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Procurement.
Getting paid well to spend other people's money. Only a government job beats that one.Comment
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