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    Next Interview - preparation.

    I am thinking to make an animal sacrifice in the names of all gods and goddesses prior my next interview. I just don't see what else I could possibly try , I feel exhausted.

    So, I am thinking to get a long knife at tesco , find a cow or something in a field and cut its throat and then dance naked around it.
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    You could add a Sun Dance in there as well so it doesn't p*ss it down on the way to the interview and you turn up looking like a drowned rat or worse.
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      #3
      I think this is a great idea. I suspect I'd have a better candidate for the sacrifice rather than the little animal though....
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #4
        How many interviews have you this past month? Five isn't it?

        Stop trying so hard in the interviews; relax a little.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          How many interviews have you this past month? Five isn't it?

          Stop trying so hard in the interviews; relax a little.
          Relax a little ? I have 5 books on meditation and anger management and 3 more on emotional control , I am taking two kinds of calms tablets ! I DONT NEET TO RELAX , I WANT A CONTRACT.

          Actually I had an eureka moment this morning - I am starting to look internationally, had enough of the UK contracting business.

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            #6
            Don't you go sacrificing any cats. If you do I'll see to it you never contract again!
            Cats are evil.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              How many interviews have you this past month? Five isn't it?

              Stop trying so hard in the interviews; relax a little.
              Take a leaf out of dicky's book and have a pot noodle in the gents before you go in.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by newblood View Post
                I DONT NEET TO RELAX , I WANT A CONTRACT.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  Originally posted by newblood View Post
                  I have 5 books on meditation and anger management and 3 more on emotional control , I am taking two kinds of calms tablets ! I DONT NEET TO RELAX , I WANT A CONTRACT.
                  Suggestion: try reading those books; that's how books work.

                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Take a leaf out of dicky's book and have a pot noodle in the gents before you go in.
                  That's a Top Tip. It's never nice to shake hands with someone who has cold hands, and your grip will be stronger too.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    your grip will be stronger too.
                    Stronger?
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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