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    sheeps for sail

    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    You can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      You can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough.
      You could shear them and knit a sail from the wool.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
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          #5
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          You could shear them and knit a sail from the wool.
          You'd need more than one sheep. But seeing as sheep is singular and plural at the same time, we have no idea if that is what the OP envisaged.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            You'd need more than one sheep. But seeing as sheep is singular and plural at the same time, we have no idea if that is what the OP envisaged.
            He did put sheeps, so I assumed more than one. Perhaps a small flock.

            You're right though, we need more detail.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #7
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              He did put sheeps, so I assumed more than one. Perhaps a small flock.

              You're right though, we need more detail.
              So he did. I've seen so much bad grammar today, I'm becoming immune to it.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Perhaps he's swapping sheeps for sail...?

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                  #9
                  Is wool even a suitable material for sail making?

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                    #10
                    not many people know this
                    <cough>
                    but there's only one rope on a ship




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