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With a name like this . . . born to be an agent

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    With a name like this . . . born to be an agent

    Poor guy

    #2
    Originally posted by BenchMaster View Post
    Give him a call, "I'm telephoning for Dick W-anke"
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Poor old Dick. I would have applied but I hear he's only interested in the cream.

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        #4
        Applications coming thick and fast I hear!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #5
          How would you call up?

          Hi can I speak with Richard Wanke please.

          <Click .....>
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            How would you call up?

            Hi can I speak with Richard winke please.

            <Click .....>
            No, he's just popped out of the office.
            Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

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              #7
              I used to work for a German company and we used to spend Friday afternoons looking for rude names in the address book.

              Helmet Cuntz was my favourite.

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                #8
                Originally posted by George Parr View Post
                No, he's just popped out of the office.
                It's lunchtime and he always goes for a pot noodle

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                  #9
                  Give him a tinkle

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                    #10
                    I expect that all he emails are blocked for profanity and he wonder why he doesn’t get replies.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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