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newblood
26th January 2010, 23:35
Don't worry it is anonymous.

TykeMerc
26th January 2010, 23:41
Don't worry it is anonymous.

And has a spelling mistake :D

SantaClaus
26th January 2010, 23:42
Own up, who takes sunday off? :D

newblood
26th January 2010, 23:43
And has a spelling mistake :D

i know i know , but you cant spell check that , stupid b board :)

Zippy
26th January 2010, 23:44
As we dance the Light Relief tango ...

newblood
26th January 2010, 23:44
"I am too drunk right now to thing of any witty answer" is not an official answer of the poll, just couldn't thing of andyw option.

northernladuk
26th January 2010, 23:48
I refuse to answer none official polls. I mean, how can the results be taken seriously when we are refused our right to vote for AndyW...

Zippy
26th January 2010, 23:48
"I am too drunk right now to thing of any witty answer" is not an official answer of the poll, just couldn't thing of andyw option.

It sums up Andyw, so job done!

Toolpusher
26th January 2010, 23:54
It started like
any other week
...but for Ellen
it suddenly became
one of upheaval
as her unbridled desire
crashed to the surface
and left her
in the eager grip
of a ruthless lesbian!
Sex Week (http://www.efanzines.com/EK/eI19/Sex-Week.jpg)

AtW
27th January 2010, 01:25
I refuse to answer none official polls. I mean, how can the results be taken seriously when we are refused our right to vote for AndyW...

If he said:

"I am too drunk right now to thing of andy witty answers."

then it would have been pretty witty...

EternalOptimist
27th January 2010, 07:56
If he said:

"I am too drunk right now to thing of andy witty answers."

then it would have been pretty witty...

You just cant beat Russian humour.

<Russian joke alert>


Announcement in the Mir: "Lecture about love (with pictures)". All the countrymen gathered in the village club.
Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Also love can be between a man and a man...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Besides love can be between a woman and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Russia... And now the pictures!


<joke over>


:rolleyes:

EternalOptimist
27th January 2010, 08:17
On the other hand, you just cant beat English humour


<English joke alert>

The vicar is asked by the Womens institute to give a talk about sex in marriage.
So he spends a few nights writing up his notes, with lots of humerous asides, but tells his wife the talk is about sailing, to spare her embarrasment.

He gives the talk to the WI and has them rolling with laughter, a real success.

A few days later, the head of the WI meets the vicars wife in town
WI Woman -'Oh your husband gave such a wonderful talk. You are so lucky to be married to such a knowlegable and expert man'

Vicars wife - 'You are not serious. We only ever tried it three time, the first time he was sick, the second time we both got soaking wet, the third time his hat blew off'

<joke over>


:rolleyes:

RichardCranium
27th January 2010, 08:21
How many days per week are you having sex ?If you are trying to find out if you are 'normal', you will need to tell us whether there is anyone else present when you are doing it.

HairyArsedBloke
27th January 2010, 08:43
You want to measure it in days? :eek

At my time of life and health, I am lucky to be able to measure it in minutes. :EM

original PM
27th January 2010, 08:48
Think you need to change it to how many months per year do you have sex.

In which case it would be 3 - birthdays and christmas!

Andy2
27th January 2010, 09:34
I am married
what is sex ?

mr_woo
27th January 2010, 09:47
I've been married to Mrs Woo for 3.5 years and get to nob her at least once a day, mind you she is 17 years my junior.

NotAllThere
27th January 2010, 11:11
I am married
what is sex ?Don't understand comments like this. I've been married nearly 20 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting blob weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 :tongue )

EternalOptimist
27th January 2010, 11:17
Don't understand comments like this. I've been married nearly 20 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting blob weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 :tongue )

Dont understand comments like this. I've been married over 10 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting 'Brown Hatter' weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 :tongue )




:rolleyes:

NotAllThere
27th January 2010, 11:19
10 years? Barely out of honeymoon. :ohwell

Platypus
27th January 2010, 11:20
I've been married to Mrs Woo for 3.5 years and get to nob her at least once a day, mind you she is 17 years my junior.

Pictures! Pictures!

TimberWolf
27th January 2010, 11:21
Cue joke about you or your partner getting more sex than you or s/he does.

Spartacus
27th January 2010, 11:47
Blimey, I'm having sex 12 times a week at current count. No wonder I'm so knackered.

Boudica
27th January 2010, 12:10
Is this sex with people other than myself?