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    Is Apple a religion?

    Apple head on this forum are starting to remind me of over zealous born again christians e.g. Alpha course

    There is no rythm or reason to them. Which makes me wonder is there something sinister going on?
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    Yes, and they are all deluded
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    Yes, tell me what to buy Lord, it do Telly
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    No, Apple is great I am not brainwashed, baaa
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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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    Maybe that's the business plan - qualify for charitable status to avoid paying taxes, if church of Scientology can allegedly do that then surely Jobs can ...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Apple head on this forum are starting to remind me of over zealous born again christians e.g. Alpha course

      There is no rythm or reason to them. Which makes me wonder is there something sinister going on?
      Righto baggy. Have a cup of tea (maybe with some brandy) and a biscuit.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Baggy, they know who you are now.

        Be prepared to have your contracts cut short and the feeling you are being followed.

        If I were you I'd just apologise and try to get on with what's left of your life.

        Does anyone know if Tom Cruise has a mac?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Does anyone know if Tom Cruise has a mac?
          Yes, he uses it to hide his stilts.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Righto baggy. Have a cup of tea (maybe with some brandy) and a biscuit.
              in the usual place (by the fax machine!)
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Sorry, Apple good, it do telly and only £400
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Maybe that's the business plan - qualify for charitable status to avoid paying taxes, if church of Scientology can allegedly do that then surely Jobs can ...
                  Mr. Burns: You see me as a god, right, Smithers?
                  Smithers: Absolutely, sir.
                  Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me?
                  Smithers: Boy, would I!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Sorry, Apple good, it do telly and only £400
                    Good lad,

                    Now if you buy the next level up more secrets will be revealed.

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