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Dutch Labour are wimps

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    Dutch Labour are wimps

    The Dutch Labour party have asked for council elections to be postponed 'because it's too cold to campaign'. In other words, they're scared that their layabout social security scamming voters will be too f**king lazy to get off their fat backsides and walk to the town hall in the snow.

    http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archive..._say_labou.php
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    I'm wondering what excuse El Gordo will come up with for postponing the election here...
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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I'm wondering what excuse El Gordo will come up with for postponing the election here...
      Sorry, I shouldn’t really have posted this should I?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        I'm wondering what excuse El Gordo will come up with for postponing the election here...
        'Public Too Fat To Vote'
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          I'm wondering what excuse El Gordo will come up with for postponing the election here...
          In a dour, dulcet gruff Scottish tones,

          "The election ? I'm too busy to be doing with elections. I believe the public want a Prime Minister who is getting along with the job, and I am getting along with the job. With the job, I'm getting along. With. The. Job. I. Am."
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #6
            All we need is for him to say "In the interests of National Security the General Election is postponed indefinitely!" - Civil Contingencies Act 2004

            It's as simple as that.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              I'm wondering what excuse El Gordo will come up with for postponing the election here...
              Worried about the hay fever suffering voters perhaps.

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