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Six Nations The Turd (ahem The Third)

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    Six Nations The Turd (ahem The Third)

    Have a lookie in light relief and join in!

    I were the marrying kind
    Which thank the lord I'm not, sir
    the kind of rugger I would wed
    would be a rugby .....

    Hooker sir?

    Why sir?

    'cause I'd swipe balls, and you'd swipe balls
    we'd all swipe balls together
    we'd be alright in the middle of the night
    swiping balls together

    If I were the marrying kind
    Which thank the lord I'm not, sir
    the kind of rugger I would wed
    would be a rugby .....

    Prop sir!

    Why sir?


    'cause I'd support a hooker
    and you'd support a hooker
    we'd all support a hooker together
    we'd be alright in the middle of the night
    supporting hookers together

    etc etc
    "Wait, I still function!"

    #2
    And so the fun begins this weekend.

    Who's got the best chance?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #3
      Italy!!!

      (One day...)

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        #4
        The collected wisdom or actually otherwise of Jerry ‘I wish he'd shut his gob’ Guscott and Lawrence Dallaglilolaliglalalalalallaliololahoolahoop reckon England don’t stand a chance, so I’ll go for England.
        Last edited by Mich the Tester; 1 February 2010, 15:12.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Looking at the autumn internationals and the recent Heineken Cup form I would say the Surrender Monkeys (if they get their team together) look good, as well as the Irish.
          "Wait, I still function!"

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            #6
            I'll have to go for my home team (Ireland) but it will be interesting to see who England are fielding this year.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              I'll have to go for my home team (Ireland) but it will be interesting to see who England are fielding this year.
              Probably a saffa reject, a token aussie, some cash-chasing pacific islanders and some local place fillers.

              HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                it will be interesting to see who England are fielding this year.
                Anyone who isn't injured. Expecting to see Old Piddletonians' Extra 5ths outside centre make an appearance at some stage.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Italy!!!

                  (One day...)
                  Why on earth do they bother? Blind hope in the face of adversity (and of course they are the cushion at the bottom of the league that Scotland usually sits upon... )
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Anyone who isn't injured. Expecting to see Old Piddletonians' Extra 5ths outside centre make an appearance at some stage.
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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