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    Old People

    They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
    They expect everyone to wait on them
    They cannot get in and out of the car
    They are highly manipulative.

    Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.

    Like immigrants they should FIFO
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
    They expect everyone to wait on them
    They cannot get in and out of the car
    They are highly manipulative.

    Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.
    What about sending them to www.theholidayhomeforOAPspiecompanyltd.co.uk?
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
      Like immigrants they should FIFO
      I'm 80 years old and I've lived through 2 World Wars you insolent young blighter, I'll box your ears!

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        #4
        Originally posted by wurzel View Post
        I'm 80 years old and I've lived through 2 World Wars you insolent young blighter, I'll box your ears!
        80 ?
        born in 1930 ?

        2 world wars ?

        you lying turd. euthenase him dodgy, quick, before he gets away




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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
          They expect everyone to wait on them
          They cannot get in and out of the car
          They are highly manipulative.

          Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.

          Like immigrants they should FIFO
          So er, how long till this applies to you?

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            Like immigrants they should FIFO
            First In First Out?
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #7
              Old people, you can't beat 'em.
























              Pity.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                80 ?
                born in 1930 ?

                2 world wars ?

                you lying turd. euthenase him dodgy, quick, before he gets away
                He's telling the truth!
                I've seen his medals, most impressive they are
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  They cannot get in and out of the car
                  Can you do the two things at the same time?
                  I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                    #10
                    I'll relate a story: in Denmark there is the road, then the cycle path and then the pavement.

                    An old person was getting out of a car up ahead of me, so being on my bicycle and knowing they would be an obstruction when I reached them, I let off and coasted to a halt a couple or so meters.

                    Some little tulip went shooting past, clipped the old dears walking stick and caused them to fall.

                    Later I caught up with them and explained that what they'd done was seriously uncool, and one day, if they were ever so lucky, they'd be old.

                    Anyways they ran the next red light. I guess they don't plan to become old.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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