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    Staying at Stavenge

    for the night , any cute chicks wanna ... you know ... later...

    was hoping and prepared my lines for the hotel receptionist that I was hoping to be a hot eastern european gazelle but it turned out to be an overweight local gal.
    Last edited by newblood; 2 February 2010, 16:23.

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      are you around , do you happen to know any local eastern gals ?

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        #4
        Have you tried facebook.com?
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          #5
          Is Stavenge an weird abbreviation of Stevenage?
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            I predict 'bad things' for this thread.
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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              Is Stavenge an weird abbreviation of Stevenage?
              Originally posted by newblood View Post
              turned out to be an overweight local gal.
              Probably
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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                Probably
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                  #9
                  I stayed in a nice hotel once, in Stavanger, Norway.

                  Two local blondes had never met an Englishman, so they kindly invited me back for a beerio. They had planned a carpet munching session, but let me join in provided I didnt tell anyone about their filthy kinks.

                  Then I woke up. It had all been a dream.


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    Have you tried facebook.com?
                    hey , have you gotten any of your plan Bs going ?


                    and no , facebook won't work for one night stand. I'd be checking all escort agencies by now , if I was in a contract , and not looking for one.
                    Last edited by newblood; 2 February 2010, 16:29.

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