Please post your solutions to the UK's dire economic situation here

[DiscoStu]

I propose an AtW tax, where he's charged £1000 for every CUK post he makes. This will be introduced retrospectively, as he should have known this could happen.

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

[AtW]

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

I dispute this figure

[sasguru]

Emigrate. All the best people are doing it, dahlink, don't you know.

[DiscoStu]

Emigrate. All the best people are doing it, dahlink, don't you know.

I'm trying, there's a 3 year wait on Aussie visas

[Cliphead]

Personal solution: leave.

That's exactly what I'm about to do, all will be finalised by the weekend

[Doggy Styles]

General election.

You know the old saying: A new broom sweeps it somewhere else.

[DimPrawn]

What dire economic situation would that be?

The one where everyone is getting wealthy owning a home again whilst unemployment falls and the economy grows 0.1% whilst at the same time public services improve constantly and our future is assured by the arrival of another 20,000,000 immigrants to help us in our dotage?

[chef]

Emigrate. All the best people are doing it, dahlink, don't you know.

Personal solution: leave.

That's exactly what I'm about to do, all will be finalised by the weekend

already planning the closure of Chef Towers in Manchester, should be complete by mid summer

[Pogle]

Nuke it from space - only way to be sure

[DimPrawn]

Move somewhere with a more stable and prosperous economy and a better climate.

Any contracts in Greece?