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    recommended friday website

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

    "I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high."

    "Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile."

    "(513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
    (1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well."

    "Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door."
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

    #2
    "(215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
    (1-215): 6 min"
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      "The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am"

      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #4
        "i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers"
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Hehe, they're good.

          Anyone know that site where people post rants about comically awful work mates and such like?
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            An sms version of bash.org
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              OMG I love that site.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                (434):
                why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?

                (540):
                you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

                (315):
                So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Hehe, they're good.

                  Anyone know that site where people post rants about comically awful work mates and such like?
                  It's called lifelong disappointment.

                  In a similar vein, check out Passive Aggressive Notes.
                  Last edited by Clippy; 5 February 2010, 14:28.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Clippy View Post

                    It's called lifelong disappointment.

                    In a similar vein, check out Passive Aggressive Notes.
                    Oh yes, Lifelong disappointment was the one I had in mind. Thanx
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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