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    I went for the honey roast ham; the breaded ham did not look as good.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    No wonder it's so hard to find a good french polisher these days

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      #3


      Remember know those bath salts that you used to buy for your mum or gran?

      Did they ever get used?
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        We haven't received a freebie 2010 calendar.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Quick cook spaghetti, why?

          It cooks 5 minutes quicker but the texture is tulip.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


            We haven't received a freebie 2010 calendar.
            Is it in an thread to mention the babe in Pirelli January?
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              A can of Sprite.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                My Nero software won't 'burn' an ISO image onto a USB. I wonder if that is because I am trying to do something silly.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  I agree 100% with the opening post except the freaking lead to the camera has a dodgy connection and keeps dropping. grrrrr





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                    Cairo
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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